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"She dick won't," Matt sobbed uncontrollably. "She won't."

Epilogue:

Final Authors Note: Our hopes and wishes go out to poor Matt. With any luck Tina will not fall into the wrong hands (mine or yours). She will respond to suckmebitch ANYONE big (male or female) so hopefully someone with high movie morals (yah right) will black find and return her safely to her rightful owner suck/boyfriend.